My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
