AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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