He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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