2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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