STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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