Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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