did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he told me I talked like a deaf person
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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