HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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