Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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