I could have mohawked her pubes.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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