Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i love accidental penises.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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