you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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