She's JV to your varsity
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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