Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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