these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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