You really coming over, don't trick.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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