i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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