Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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