Just mADE A PArabola og urine
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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