bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
high people should be assigned attendants
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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