Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
