My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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