Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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