i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You did what with his pubic hair?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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