that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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