We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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