No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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