just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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