if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
its liver damage thursday
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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