i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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