i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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