Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Panties = found
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Randomize
