You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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