Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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