Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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