You made me cry and you don't even care
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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