I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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