Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Randomize
