Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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