By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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