This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
