My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
