Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Couch. On fire.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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