I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Floor bacon is actually really good
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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