I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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