Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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