We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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