How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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