Me too!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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