I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
