Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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