I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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