Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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