it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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