you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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