Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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