being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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